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SHIT HAPPENS

Taoism: Shit happens.
Shintoism: Shit is everywhere.

Agnostic: Did someone shit?
Agnostic: What is this shit?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
Aztec: Cut out this shit!
Bahai: It's all the same shit.
Buddhism: Shit happens, but pay no mind.
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Cargo cult: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserved it.
Charismatic: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Christian Science: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Communism: Equal shit happens to all people.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Dianetics: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.
Discordianism: Some funny shit happened to me today.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
E-Macs: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.
Facism: Shit makes the trains run on time.
Forteanism: No shit??
Feminism: Men are shit.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. Hasidism: Shit never happens the same way twice.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Hopi: Corn fertilizer happens.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Jesuitism: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. Only happy shit really happens.
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Masonic: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.
Mysticism: What weird shit!
Newage: Visualize shit not happening. Nihilism: No shit.
Nihilism: Who needs this shit?
Objectivism: Our shit is good for you.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Psychoanalysis: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
Quakers: Let's not fight over this shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Reaganism: Don't move; the shit will trickle down.
Red Cross: Shit happens - send money.
Reform Judaism: Got any Kaopectate?
Right-wing Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

21.01.2012